trinawolfy:

ohshititsgreg:

avvatar:

duoverse:

marcelinesexual:

i wish i could carry around cards at school that have reaction images on it so when someone says something stupid i could just hold up a card and be like

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this exists

it’s called facial expression

i’d like to see u try and make this face 

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He did it

He fucking did it

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kushdrinker:

OH SHIT I FOUND A LIST OF PRICES OF ORGANS ON THE BLACK MARKET

Kidney, $262,000 in the U.S., $62,000 in China, $15,000 in India.

Liver, $157,000.

Heart, $119,000.

Small intestine, $2,519.

Pair of eyeballs, $1,525.

Coronary artery, $1,525.

Gallbladder, $1,219.

Skull with teeth, $1,200.

Scalp, $607.

Spleen, $508.

Stomach, $508.

Hand and forearm, $385.

Pint of blood, $337 in the U.S., just $25 in India.

Skin, $10 per square inch.

who wants to get rich with me

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1 year ago · 174,893 notes ·reblog

es-tea-enne:

noncanadiansatan:

bertismylife:

vickisaurusrex:

cute names for ur newborn child

  • yeehaw
  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • hte Spaghetti
  • lil shit
  • swiggity swoner i have a boner
  • genocide

come on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), we’re gonna be late

how is that pronounced

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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1 year ago · 175,520 notes ·reblog

silenthill:

george-the-pony:

tic-tac-toe-forever:

zackisontumblr:

silenthill:

i could eat a whale and would still be hungry 5 minutes after

a whale could eat you and still be hungry 5 minutes after

you could eat Hungary and still be a whale 5 minutes after

You could eat Wales and still be in Hungary 5 minutes after

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